Through mail and on the Internet...
Many anti female jokes are spread around...
Even though they are often very funny ...
And even though they are often very close to the truth...
For women I want to balance those anti female jokes.. With anti male jokes on this page...
Women.. enjoy !! Men.. learn !!
When they are 20,
Every station they want to stop.
When they are 30,
They can only stop at one station.
When they are 40,
They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.
When they are 50,
They want to stop but they cannot stop.
When they are 60,
They can't even start. How to stop?
Q: Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
A: Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: What's the Quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Straight through the rib cage.
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're all pigs.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: What should you give a man who has everything?
A: A woman to show him how to work it.
Q: What has eight arms and an IQ: of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.
Q: What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
A: Telling you his real name.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practising to be men.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "Instruction Manuals" or "Directions".
Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: "I can do better."
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can't stand criticism.
Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A: A half-hour of begging.
Q: How many men does it take to change the toilet paper roll?
A: Nobody knows - it's never happened.
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
A: They can irritate the shit out of you.