On this page you see a few of my favorites quotes.
Most of these quotes are from famous persons...
Some are serious... some are funny ...
I hope you will also find them an inspiration..
has never tried anything new."
Albert Einstein
"Problems cannot be solved
at the same level of awareness that created them."
Albert Einstein
"The greatest lesson in life is to know
that even fools are right sometimes."
Winston Churchill
"There is only one way to find out
if a man is honest...ask him.
If he says 'yes',
you know he is crooked."
Groucho Marx
"Always forgive your enemies;
nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words
than necessary to tell more than he knows."
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
THAT's relativity."
Albert Einstein
"My most brilliant achievement was my ability
to be able to persuade my wife to marry me."
Winston Churchill
"Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor."
(When love is not madness, it is not love.)
Spanish Proverb
"Everyone thinks his own burden heavy."
French Proverb
"A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong,
gives it a superficial appearance of being right"
Thomas Paine
"The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are".
John Burroughs
God could not be everywhere
and therefore he made mothers.
Jewish Proverb
A business that makes nothing
but money is a poor kind of business.
Henry Ford
Information is the currency of democracy.
Thomas Jefferson
Nothing in the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Martin Luther King
By three methods we may learn wisdom:
First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius
To succeed in the world
it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered.
Voltaire
Knowing is not enough;
we must apply.
Willing is not enough;
we must do.
Goethe
No dream comes true
until you wake up and go to work.
Anonymous
"A bank is a place that will lend
you money if you can prove
that you don't need it."
Bob Hope
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer,
sex raises some pretty good questions.
Woody Allen
"It's not whether you get knocked down,
it's whether you get up".
Vince Lombardi
"Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former."
Albert Einstein
Heaven is where the police are British,
the cooks are French,
the mechanics German,
the lovers Italian
and it's all organised by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British,
the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss,
the police German
and it's all organised by the Italians.
Anonymous
"The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain,
involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions.
The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3.feeding; and 4. mating."
-- Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
"Life without you would be like a broken pencil."
"How's that?" "Completely pointless."
Blackadder, Series II
"Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always
make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece".
Anonymous
"The secret of success is sincerity.
Once you can fake that, you've got it made."
Anonymous
"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
Lily Tomlin
Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!"
Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly.
But tomorrow, I shall be sober."
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
Anonymous
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
Albert Einstein
"Do not be afraid of perfection,
You will never reach it".
Salvador Dali